Friday 13 April 2012

The tanker was ready to leave the harbour, Abdul and his cronies were tasked with the dirty business of organising a certain debt collection facility, an amoral escopadical for which they were glad of payment.

It was a wire transfer, there were a billion wire transfers every day, do you think someone as rich as Prince would be able to disguise a payment to these people to transport the bomb from the Port in Cairo to Lebannon,

They did not notice a little fly that seemed to be following it, it was a flying microchip disguised as the foul buzzing monstrosity and this vertriangular spectacular escapadry flying machine attached itself where it was remotely controlled to go to., Which was to watch, another machine which tells the time.

Time flies when you are very bored, and these mercenaries were almost the most trivial annoyances and belches that they had ever had to watch.

Prince was not very smart, they had tracked his payments because he had some sort of tic, who knows why?, sometimes he just had to leave his symbol of things, and he had drawn it on the box with the bomb in it. They had noticed it as it had been driven to Cairo attached to a roof rack on top of a Hum Vee.

They were thinking they could not pay you to have to watch these people for days on end, they knew they had weapons, they knew the exact location, their fly had inspected the box, it was wooden all the way round. They could not get inside.

Who knows how much money it cost them to employ people to do this, it was bureaucracy gone mad, they spent the most, but on the most amount of fucking shit, and sitting about doing nothing for hours and hours on a massive Public salary, trying to track teenage fantasists on the internet, while Great Prince Billion dollars could enable the construction of a Death Star, a jagged point, Arabia would become a great power if all the nations of Islam were united.

Surely Prince, with his symbol, would be able to unite all the People, and this was his first act, his first ploy, in a strategy that would lead to the instatement of Arabia as a Great power and Empire in the world, no longer colonised by Turks, and Englishmen, and filthy Americans with their obsession with each other asses like Dogs in heat, they love to lick each other’s genitals, their greatest invention the internet is wholly devoted to asses and licking each other’s genitals. How stupid are they? They think a computer, which is a calculator with a typewriter attached, and you can browse catalogues and books on it, wow, a mobile Television screen.

The Chinese would not support the Americans, they will become the new trading partner for the Arabian state, they have more money now than the Americans, and they will buy our Black Gold, Black Tar.

Prince smokes his first hit of crack of the day, he starts to fucking scream as loud as he can at GOD,

They had tried to get a fly into to watch Prince, but he hated Flies, his all-female entourage, all young and more beautiful than money can buy, who served him in the unnatural state of nudity, they wish they could have got a fly in there, so there big assed selves can broadcast themselves on webcam whacking off to it and then sell the footage to wiki-leaks.

On flight decks and in the bowels of these floating cities deadly mirages upon the horizon, they had been high fiving each other for what seemed about 3 weeks straight, everyone was on a high, every centimetre had been scrubbed clean, four hundred thousand people were fed, watered, and at what cost?

The President thought long and hard about this, for what purpose he thought? What need for good honest American folk? Why pay this obscene amount of money? When they could be coming home and learning to live the simple life? Like all good folk these days, the peace movement had led to people starting energy equilibrium schemes all over the country, it is a new pastoralism, and we have encouraged those from inner city areas to join in this movement.

This has led to a remarkable reduction in the welfare bill, and we have funnelled that money to restart the Ford Motor company in Detroit, these cars will be subsidised, electrical, will only cost 50 Dollars to buy, and 10 dollars to maintain. They will have a top speed of fifty miles per hour; they take 5 minutes to reach that speed.

We hope to open factories like these all across the country, not only making Cars, but other goods, in order to fund this I am withdrawing Troops from many places around the Globe, our original constitution was written for the express desire of freedom, not to lay tyranny upon other peoples, but rather to let them decide their own destiny and only intervene where the lives of American citizens are innocently endangered, and this is a creed against Statism, to forever disenable the means of this great innovation away from Empires and Kings of becoming an Empire, god forbid that some great man would dare cross the Rubicon to become Dictator in Washington, like in Rome.

I feel that as a poor man with little formal education, only a deep love and respect for my fellow people and I do not see any difference in the souls of rich men or the souls of poor men, deep down we are all the same, and what poor men need are jobs and money to spend, and from there, all great things will follow.

In this decision, with this concession, which I have discussed long and hard with my Pastor, that the new America will not be a Cabal run by Billionaire robber barons, and cattle tyrants, trying to dam up the river, and get us of this land, so they can make money from more Billionaire Pirates living in Cities, and as a poor man I too know of your great disappointment with Congress and the Senate, I have decided to Bypass these institutions with this decision.

This is a breach of the constitution, however it is the only way to expose the level of corruption, and I feel that these institutions are dysfunctional and would try to block these decisions due to their desire to preserve the means of their great wealth and power over all others.

Do not worry, I have not been idle in my time as President, our agencies have collected a vast amount of information and intelligence on the corruption of the Senate and the Congress. We plan to prosecute these criminals on live television. And you see the pain on my face, do you not see the tears in my eyes, when I must tell you great Settler folk of the Freest nation, the greatest nation, the truest nation, the nation with most faith, when I tell you the level of corruption within the Senate and the Congress is so deep, it is rotten, therefore I must act to suspend these institutions temporarily for a period of six months, whilst these trials can take place, and then new elections can be held.

This is not technically a breach of the Constitution, just an Intermission. The new Senate will be chosen from the people this time not the Robber Barons and Billionaires, why should they live and make you work as Slaves; there money should be shared amongst the people.

The Justices of the Peace have agreed.

They all remembered, all the down and outs, on New Year when the trucks arrived with bread meat, and wine at New Year; New coats for them all. They were giving out envelopes of money out at the subway station. It was like the World had turned upside down.

You heard stories of them fleeing the cities in their helicopters trying to some space in overcrowded Bermuda and St Bart’s, the ones that tried to run were arrested like Criminals and incarcerated.

And then there was the day when they released all the petty crime three strikers, they gave them a thousand dollars each and sent them back to the cities, and the Government was offering jobs in the Shoe factories, the Car factories. Marijuana legalised within certain districts. Business boomed.

They were all saying it wouldn’t last, the end of days lunatics, and survivalists were already out on the hills barricading themselves waiting for the FBI. But they did not care, they left them there, let them rot, they will come back.

The Trials went on for weeks, a separate Trial was held for Senators and Congressmen deceased.

They had released forty years of Archives; they had been listening to, and reading everything. These people had no privacy, their lives were being dragged over hot coals, every incidence of temper, of swearing, of bullying, of lying, of greasing the oily wheels, caught examined, with no means of defence, only to sit shame faces in front of a million viewers.